Hello!

[pofflewomp]

Hello, I am pofflewomp. I am a large poggle. I live in a village with my friends, some of whom are woggles.

Comments

[hepzebah.livejournal.com]

The Smurfs lived in a village too, you know. They're an awfully friendly bunch.

[ex-cdaae.livejournal.com]

Smurfs are very suspicious.

[pofflewomp.livejournal.com]

Poggles are yellow, unlike Smurfs, and their female counterparts, Woggles, are purple. Unlike Smurfs, they have no leaders but live in anarchist communes, agreeing in village meetings, and farming the surrounding land whilst their children forage in the forests. They are placid, shy creatures, never disagree with one another, spend a lot of time in hammocks, and - particularly unlike the otherwise likeable Smurfs - never, ever sing stupid songs. They are, however, partial to the odd puff on a pipe. They also have no housework, other than a daily two minute sweep of the hut. And they wear no clothes, as they live in temperate climes and are ever so cuddly!